B0$$ @$$ B1TCH

I call it...The BITCH aesthetic
Personal Stats below:

Age:16
Gender: (flamboyant) Male
Height: 5'9
Lifestyle: Fabulous
Favorite Food: Sugar & Mountain Dew
Likes: anime, boys, money
Dislikes: anything healthy, other bitches, boxer briefs (the underwear)

gostbusters:

bagmilk:

if you like me and you know it clap your hands

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Posted 1 day ago With 111,534 notes

hod-the-blind:

dx11:

mancermechro:

not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection

rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come

A pen with a shit ton of money lying next to it.

Posted 1 day ago With 400,358 notes

dydney:

nerd cat gets pwned hardcore

zackisontumblr:

*plans life around having a rich significant other*

Posted 1 day ago With 194,266 notes

ev4n-perks:

NOW I KNOW WHY OUR GENERATION IS SO SARCASTIC AND CYNICAL

spoken-not-written:

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I’VE SEEN IN MY LIFE

myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

Posted 1 day ago With 7,682 notes

how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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Posted 1 day ago With 21,271 notes