B0$$ @$$ B1TCH

I call it...The BITCH aesthetic
Personal Stats below:

Age:16
Gender: (flamboyant) Male
Height: 5'9
Lifestyle: Fabulous
Favorite Food: Sugar & Mountain Dew
Likes: anime, boys, money
Dislikes: anything healthy, other bitches, boxer briefs (the underwear)

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

Posted 11 hours ago With 18,879 notes

blutbadass:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

YOU CAN KEEP PERCY

Posted 11 hours ago With 80,428 notes

Interviewer: “You gave her 12 out of 10 on kissing”

Jen: *makes a kissing noises*

allons-yalexa:

bernardclairvaux:

wifis-lildevil:

0 to 100 real quick

but imagine pulling the wrong lipstick when youre not paying attention

wanna know how i got these scars

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charlesoberonn:

tardis-mind-palace:

theselener:

friend is mean?

friend makes you feel bad?

friend doesnt act like a friend?

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i’m confused do I kill him or what

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Posted 11 hours ago With 357,638 notes

notahoe:

notahoe:

wtf is morning wood 

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Thank you that’s exactly what I thought 

Posted 11 hours ago With 173,863 notes

turtwink:

when he texts first <3

bitchespleez:

I wear polo shirts ironically

Posted 17 hours ago With 2 notes