the GIF that keeps on giving

15, BOY(gay), humor-like and sad-like... living it up in Satans-shit-hole NEW MEXICO :( lol any on here are GIFS,HUMOUR,GIFS,POETRY?,GIFS,FUNNY,GIFS,GIFS,ART?,GIFS,FUNNINESS, AND LOLZ
PLEASE ask me anything!!!

bertholdtbraun:

bertholdtbraun:

There are these little tiny fuzzy bugs that are flying around my pear tree and I kind of want to call them cute but I feel like the second I do someone’s gonna tell me they’re like the spawns of satan and they sting people and kill my trees

Nevermind they’re called “Woolly Aphids” and they’re literal fairies

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I feel bad for calling them evil now they’re so frickin cute

Posted 10 hours ago With 41,215 notes

wordsanddiscords:

counterpurrs:

whatwouldthordo:

tatted-soldier:

BMO stares death in the face

I CAN NEVER GET OVER HOW FUCKING METAL THIS IS

IF YOU COULD TATTOO GIFS, I WOULD TATTOO THIS ENTIRELY ON MY BACK

HOW is this even remotely metal????

one sec guys, i need to rip my vital organs out of my back and die for a second. cross your fingers i just happen to land on my replacement organs and keep on living

hausofsqueals:

You’re wrong Miley

lampsandtoasters:

kapooyah:

bellabracha:

what even IS american culture

it’s just a big ball of different cultures with no set value 

i don’t get it

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this might just be the most accurate discription of america ever

Posted 15 hours ago With 192,755 notes

thesickestjokes:

People will stop showing you pictures of their kids if you whisper “oh fuck yea” under your breath when you look at their photos.

Posted 15 hours ago With 93,938 notes

piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

Posted 1 day ago With 436,493 notes

luciddreamers:

Amazing drawings by John Kenn Mortensen from his book “Sticky Monsters”

atomicairspace:

copperbooms:

when did tumblr collectively decide not to use punctuation like when did this happen why is this a thing

it just looks so smooth I mean look at this sentence flow like a jungle river

Posted 1 day ago With 208,210 notes

fukkkres:

white mom: quit roughhousing!

white son: fuck u mom

white mom: oh heavens! thomas are you going to let your son talk to his mother like that?

white dad: go to your room billy right this minute!

white son: fuck u both *goes to room and jacks off and smokes weed out of mountain dew can*

Posted 1 day ago With 34,634 notes