B0$$ @$$ B1TCH

I call it...The BITCH aesthetic
Personal Stats below:

Age:16
Gender: (flamboyant) Male
Height: 5'9
Lifestyle: Fabulous
Favorite Food: Sugar & Mountain Dew
Likes: anime, boys, money
Dislikes: anything healthy, other bitches, boxer briefs (the underwear)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers 

psyducked:

amandabymes:

At the dentist like

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Can I have the number of your dentist?

Posted 5 hours ago With 87,904 notes

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sniffing:

i hate parents that treat their kids like shit and then have the audacity to ask for respect

Posted 1 day ago With 233,283 notes

  • old me: ah yes I remember the Great Skeleton War of 2014.
  • grandchildren: grandma that never happened.
  • old me: it was a long war.
  • grandchildren: grandma please stop we've talked about this.
  • old me: the only way to end it was to make a treaty with the skeletons.
  • grandchildren: grandma
  • old Me: and that's why humans have skeletons inside them.
  • grandchildren: gRANDMA PLEASE

Posted 1 day ago With 49,232 notes

staticpoison:

thanl:

off-the-wall-geek:

So I went on Omegle today out of boredom and I meet up with three police officers from Iraq. We all became best friends and had a competition of “who can balance an object on their head the longest.” I chose a shoe and they chose a gun. I ended up winning with the shoe. I think this screenshot really captures the spirit. 

that’s legitimately one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen happen on the internet

sometimes i really like humans

moritartyparty:

steampoweredcupcake:

dirkedstrider:

kfcbuckets:

please graph your answer

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Graphing is where I draw the line.

did you just

it seemed the best fit

Posted 1 day ago With 316,603 notes

lameboob:

ONE LETTER MAKES ALL THE DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD

ruinedchildhood:

when you riding the school bus and the radio is playing everyones song

robbonp:

ive found him